shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
I want you to be different, I want you to be the one.
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
must be a really slow news day..
do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s